October 15, 2009   2 notes

“ Someone in our family had taken to wiping his or her ass on the bath towels. What made this exceptionally disturbing was that all our towels were fudge-colored. You’d be drying your hair when, too late, you noticed an unmistakable odor on your hands, head and face. If nothing else, life in the suburbs promised that you might go from day to day without finding shit in your hair. ”

Nake - David Sedaris

haha seriously, the amount of literal shit talk that has been going on this week between everyone i know is pretty crazy/disgusting.

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